(via spermology)
I DONT KNOW THE ANSWER :( ›
Dont pick me, dont pick me…
*teacher calls your name
FUCKKKKKK :@
(via lmaogtfo)
6 months ago on November 07, 2011 at 12:27am
Mom: I’m going now, I want the house clean when I’m back in 2 hours ›
You: Yeah, sure thing.
Next hour and a half…
And then your mom calls to say she’ll be home in 15 minutes…
(via lmaogtfo)
Me in 20 years ›
Expectation:
Reality:
(via lmaogtfo)
Arguing with others ›
When I was younger:
Now:
(via lmaogtfo)
When I walk in to a classroom late. ›
All the other students are like:
And I’m like:
(via lmaogtfo)
6 months ago on November 07, 2011 at 12:27am
Doing homework for the first time and the teacher asks "Who did the homework?" and you're just like: ›
ME:
(via lmaogtfo)
That awkward moment when all the seats are taken, everyone is staring at you, and you end up sitting on the floor... ›
(via lmaogtfo)
I speak three languages fluently: ›
Smartass, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
(via lmaogtfo)
